So, mine is really a dog's life. My mom, Daniella, really gives me a hard time!! Wait till you see the things she does to me!!
First, look at this. My mom had a "Harry Potter" party, for the release of the new video. She had all of us dress up like a character from the movie. My brother, Robert, went as Dobby, the house elf. Robert put a sock in my collar, to show that I was a free elf, and he dressed like Dobby, but used me as his head!! They often say I look like Dobby, but this was too much! At least he had the decency to cover my, um, private parts.
Can you imagine? Me, dressed as a Hot Dog for Halloween! Come on people! You think I have no dignity? look at my face. Does that look happy? Every year they make me wear this stupid hot dog outfit, and walk me all around the development, so everyone gets to see this! ugh. BARK!!
But, then they took a picture of this. Me, left out in the snow! I need my bed, and my toys and warmth!! This is awful.
But, in the end, I guess they aren't too bad. They give me a bone that is as long as me! And they pet me, and hold me, and love me. I think I'll keep them.
I hope we can visit again!!